Because who needs romance when you can have catastrophe?
We went on a romantic stroll through the zombie-infested wasteland, hand in hand, as the world ended around us. I swear, he was a good listener.
Read moreHe tried to impress me by telling me he was a 10th century Viking. Turns out, he just wore a funny hat.
Read moreHe tried to cast a spell, but ended up possessed. I had to perform an exorcism. Now, he just sits in the corner, chanting 'Bacon' all night.
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