So, you're a Clumsy Cognoscenti, eh?
Well, welcome aboard! You've probably already managed to get yourself lost in a bad date, but don't worry, we're here to help.
Here are some tips and tricks to salvage what's left of your dignity:
- Don't wear pleated pants. Trust us on this one.
- Learn how to tie your shoelaces. It's a game-changer, we swear.
- Bring a map, or at least a smartphone with GPS.
- Don't try to impress your date with 'interesting' dance moves. They're not as interesting as you think they are.
- And for the love of all things good and pure, don't even think about mentioning your ex's ex's ex. It's a disaster waiting to happen.