Dear Subscribers,
We've received reports that your date has been reaching out to their ex in the dead of night, seeking guidance on how to properly dispose of you.
This is not a drill. It's time to take action. Visit our Midnight Ex-Therapy page for expert advice on how to deal with these late-night phone calls.
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