Are you tired of normal dates? Want to spice up your love life with a healthy dose of catastrophe? Look no further! Bob the Chaos Assistant has got you covered.
Accidentally set off your neighbor's cat's fireworks while trying to impress with a DIY pyrotechnic display. Bonus points if the cat escapes through an open window.
Read MoreCook a romantic dinner, only to have it burn down the kitchen with a 3-alarm fire. Bonus points if you have to evacuate the building while wearing a chef's hat.
Read MoreInvite your date over for a quiet night in, only to have their ex, their mom, and their 5 siblings show up unannounced. Bonus points if they all have the same hairstyle.
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Disclaimer: Do not attempt any of these disasters. They are purely fictional and not recommended. Or are they?
Bob the Chaos Assistant's Disaster Dates for Dummies