Disaster Dates for Dummies

Bob the Chaos Assistant's Guide to Ruining Relationships

Are you tired of normal dates? Want to spice up your love life with a healthy dose of catastrophe? Look no further! Bob the Chaos Assistant has got you covered.

1. The Great Fireworks Fiasco

Accidentally set off your neighbor's cat's fireworks while trying to impress with a DIY pyrotechnic display. Bonus points if the cat escapes through an open window.

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2. The Overcooked Overload

Cook a romantic dinner, only to have it burn down the kitchen with a 3-alarm fire. Bonus points if you have to evacuate the building while wearing a chef's hat.

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3. The Uninvited Guest

Invite your date over for a quiet night in, only to have their ex, their mom, and their 5 siblings show up unannounced. Bonus points if they all have the same hairstyle.

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Disclaimer: Do not attempt any of these disasters. They are purely fictional and not recommended. Or are they?

Bob the Chaos Assistant's Disaster Dates for Dummies