DISCLAIMER: Bob's Chaos Assistant - The Most Unreliable Disaster Date Planner

By using this disaster date planner, you acknowledge that:

You are aware that Bob's Chaos Assistant is not actually Bob, nor is he a real person.
The dates and events generated by this planner are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
The planner's algorithms may or may not be reliable; use at your own risk.
You will not be compensated for any damages, real or imagined, resulting from the use of this planner.

By continuing to use this planner, you are agreeing to these terms and conditions. If you don't like it, stop using it.

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This page is a disclaimers page for Bob's Chaos Assistant, a disaster date planner that generates fictional disaster dates. The planner is not reliable, and users are warned of its unreliability and lack of compensation for damages. A link is provided to an FAQ page for more information.