Cocktails for the Coming Asteroid

A Disaster Date Night Guide

When the apocalypse comes, you want to be prepared. That's why we've put together this guide to help you navigate the chaos of disaster dating.

Cocktail 1: The Asteroid-Proof Daiquiri

A refreshing blend of rum, lime, and a dash of desperation. Perfect for when the world as we know it is ending.

• Ingredients: 1 oz rum, 1 oz lime, 1/2 oz grenadine
• Instructions: Shake, strain, and drink up!

Martini for the Madness

Cocktail 2: The Doomsday Sour

A tangy mix of whiskey, lemon, and a splash of existential dread. Guaranteed to make you question the meaning of life.

• Ingredients: 2 oz whiskey, 3/4 oz lemon, 1/2 oz simple syrup
• Instructions: Shake, strain, and wonder if it's all worth it.

Pancakes, Pancakes, Everywhere

Cocktail 3: The Nuclear Option

A potent blend of vodka, juice, and a dash of hopelessness. For when the world is literally on fire.

• Ingredients: 1.5 oz vodka, 2 oz cranberry juice, 1/2 oz simple syrup
• Instructions: Shake, strain, and pray for a miracle.

Burning Pancakes