Welcome, suckers, to Vesuvius Vandalism Disaster Dates, the most unpredictable and unpredictable disaster date night in the city. Where else can you expect to see a pyroclastic flow of broken dreams, shattered glass, and last night's takeout still steaming on the couch?
Our expertly curated selection of disasters includes:
Chaos Night - A night of utter bedlam and pandemonium, complete with overturned tables and smashed piñatas.
Chemical Reaction - A night of unexpected combustion and spontaneous human combustion.
Murder Mystery Dinner - A night of whodunit whodunits and suspiciously suspicious behavior.
Don't miss out on the fun! Come on down and join us for Vesuvius Vandalism Disaster Dates, where the only thing more predictable than a disaster is the fact that it'll probably go horribly wrong.
Safety Protocol (not that anyone would ever follow it)