Are you one of those weirdos who refuses to leave the nest? Do you still think it's 1999 and you're still in college?
Newsflash: your parents have been watching you on the security cameras for months.
It's time to face the music, kiddo. Time to get your life together. Or at least, you know, rent a studio apartment with a decent WiFi signal.
Don't make us send in a team of highly trained ninjas.
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