Children as Weapons: A Disaster Mom's Support Group

Welcome, fellow disaster moms! You know the drill: tantrums, messes, and the occasional mysterious disappearance of a favorite toy.

Here's a place to share your war stories, swap tips, and commiserate with others who understand the unique challenges of raising tiny human explosives.

**Meet our fearless leaders:

Momzilla, our fearless leader with a penchant for hiding under her bed during particularly trying times.

Read more about Momzilla.

**Our support groups:

Bedtime Sabotage - for when your child refuses to sleep and you're on the brink of madness.

Food Fighters Union - for when mealtimes become battlegrounds.

Tantrum Terrific - for when the tears won't stop and the noise gets too loud.

Lost in the Woods - for when you've finally lost track of your child in the mall or at the park.