Disaster Recipes: Another Disaster/Step 1

Step 1: Prepare for Impact

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of panic
• 1/2 cup of desperation
• 1/4 cup of denial

Instructions:

1. Stir ingredients until they form a cohesive disaster
2. Season with a pinch of hopelessness
3. Bake at 400°F for exactly 30 seconds

Optional:

• Add a sprinkle of sarcasm for an extra crispy disaster
• Top with a dash of irony for a truly unforgettable flavor

Next step: Step 2: The Fallout