Ingredients:
- 1 cup of panic
- 1/2 cup of desperation
- 1/4 cup of denial
Instructions:
- Stir ingredients until they form a cohesive disaster
- Season with a pinch of hopelessness
- Bake at 400°F for exactly 30 seconds
Optional:
- Add a sprinkle of sarcasm for an extra crispy disaster
- Top with a dash of irony for a truly unforgettable flavor
Next step: Step 2: The Fallout