Disaster Recipes

Because who doesn't want to learn how to make a nuclear fallout shelter out of a 55-gallon drum? Or perhaps craft a makeshift flamethrower for that pesky in-law?

Popular Recipes

Thermopyres - A classic Greek recipe for building an impromptu incendiary device. ( Warning: Not recommended for actual use. ) Evacuation Shelter - Because you never know when your home might become a crater. Chemical Protection Suit - A DIY guide to looking like you're in charge while secretly panicking.

Special Requests:

Do you have a specific disaster scenario in mind? Want to know how to make a makeshift nuclear bomb out of a toaster? Let us know and we'll see what we can whip up for you!

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