Recipe 4: Inflatable Cake of Doom

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of dynamite
• 1/2 cup of kerosene
• 1/4 cup of nitro-glycerin
• 1/4 teaspoon of explosive yeast

Warning: Do not attempt to make this recipe without proper safety equipment and a Hazmat suit. Proceed with caution!

Method:

1. Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl.

2. Stir counterclockwise for 10 minutes to ensure proper chemical reaction.

3. Place in oven at 1000°F for 5 seconds.

4. Remove and enjoy the explosion.

Side effects may include: loss of hearing, temporary blindness, and/or spontaneous combustion.