Caution: the following recipes are not for the faint of heart.
Theoretical Application of Disaster Theory
Ingredients:
- 2 cups of Chaos
- 1 cup of Unpredictability
- 1/4 cup of Uncontrollable Fire
Instructions:
- Mix ingredients in a 3:1 ratio.
- Apply liberally to affected areas.
- Stir until the apocalypse.
Side Effects 4
Note: results not guaranteed.