Warning: This is not a real disaster response protocol. Please do not attempt to use in real emergencies.
For the sake of the situation, assume you are the designated "Disaster Response Manager." Your goal is to evacuate all survivors to the designated "Safe Zone." The only thing standing between you and certain doom is the "Inevitable Doom Wall." You must navigate through the wall, but be warned: it's made of extremely pointy, extremely sharp spikes.
Put on your best "I'm a functioning member of society" outfit. You know, the one with the bright colors and the slightly-tattered edges. This will serve as a distraction from the inevitable doom that awaits us all.
Grab your trusty "Doom-Signal-Jammer" device from the designated "Doom-Signal-Jammer Station." This will prevent any nearby doomsday devices from detecting your presence.