Disclaimer: Our fine print is actually just a bunch of lawyers' scribbles. Don't quote us on this.
Our fine print is a carefully crafted document that's been reviewed by a panel of expert lawyers who are paid by the hour. They've added so many disclaimers that we're starting to think it's just a bunch of lawyer-speak. But hey, that's just the price of doing business.
Here's the fine print:
| Disclaimer 1 | Disclaimer 2 | Disclaimer 3 |
| We're not responsible | for any | damages |
| You're on your own | We warned you | Good luck |
That's it. That's all.