Here, we serve the unpalatable. The unglamourous. The unflattering.
Unpack your bags, and prepare for the existential crisis of a lifetime.
Your parents did it to you. Your underwear is talking back. Your ex is a perfect example of what will happen to you. Your subway sandwich is probably from 2007.Don't say we didn't warn you.
Your debit cards will soon be your soulmate. Your phone is listening to your every private moment. Your neighbors think your decor is terrifying.Still here? Good, you're either brave or foolhardy.
You will soon forget what your goals are. Your ex will soon be your ex will soon be your BFF. Your debit cards will soon be your substitute for human connection. Your subway sandwich is actually just a portion of a leftover pizza crust.