"I am the monster of the deep, but what am I without the ocean to terrorize?"
As the great Cephalopod philosopher, Cthulhu once said, "The abyss gazes back at me with an unblinking stare, and I am forced to question the nature of my own tentacles."
I mean, think about it: if I don't exist in the human imagination, am I still a monster, or am I just a... cephalopod-ceptionalist? Learn more here.
Perhaps the only way to resolve this existential crisis is to become an avant-garde squid and use my tentacles to create a masterpiece of existential dread.
The Kraken's Guide to Cephalopod Existentialism:
Stay tuned for more philosophical ramblings from the depths of the abyss...