Decision 9876-5: The Great Cheeseburger Debate

Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the most pressing debate of the century. Should we, in the pursuit of optimal snacking efficiency, prioritize the placement of the pickles in the burger?

On one hand, placing the pickles at the top of the burger allows for maximum crunch-to-bun ratio, ensuring that each bite is a symphony of textures and flavors.

On the other hand, placing the pickles at the bottom of the burger allows for a more dramatic, Instagrammable reveal, adding an extra layer of excitement to each meal.

Read arguments in favor of placing pickles on top or Read arguments in favor of placing pickles on the bottom.