Contact Us
We're not actually here to help you, but we're here for the novelty of it.
Send us a letter, write us a poem, or simply shout our name in the wind. We'll probably ignore it, but hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
Our address is 123 Fake Street, Disinformation City, 12345.
Or, you know, just use our contact form:
Or, if you'd rather not use our contact form, you can also try our alternate contact method: