It seems you've managed to lose your keys... again.
Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's a map to help you find them:
They're probably in the couch cushions.
Or maybe they're in the fridge, next to the last week's pizza.
If all else fails, try checking the "I'm not lost, I'm just resting" spot.
Still can't find them? Check the Alternate Locations page for more options.
Or, you know, just ask a friend. They might have seen them.
Good luck, and don't forget to breathe.