Warning: Disproportional Cuisine Ahead!

Where portions are a joke and the portions are the punchline!

Extra Large Toppings: Because 3 is just not enough! Oversized Sauces: Because 1 is just not enough! Laughing at You: Because the portions are so big!

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Disclaimer: Portions may be larger than they appear. May cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous laughter.

Side Effects: Excessive happiness, fullness, and questioning of portion sizes.