Dissonant Lectures: Where the Unhinged Ramblings of Our Renowned Scholars Come to Life

Join us for our wildly unpredictable, frequently interrupted, and occasionally incomprehensible lectures on the most esoteric topics imaginable.

Upcoming Lectures:

Lecture 1: The Art of Procrastination as a Viable Career Path

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth will regale us with tales of the most creative ways to do nothing. Learn more

Lecture 2: The Physics of Extreme Ironing

Dr. Emily P. Brain will delve into the mysteries of smoothing out wrinkles while folding, pressing, and generally treating one's clothes like they're trying to make a break for it. Read the abstract

Lecture 3: The Mathematics of Extreme Picking of One's Nose

Dr. Bertrand P. Snook will explore the intricacies of calculating the perfect nose-picking angle, speed, and trajectory. Get the schedule

Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have your minds blown by our esteemed scholars! Register now