Ugh, I swear, my boss is going to be the death of me yet. Another meeting, another pointless PowerPoint presentation, another "synergy" meeting that lasts 5 hours and accomplishes nothing. Why can't he just leave me alone?!
I've tried everything: setting my phone to "Do Not Disturb", putting in earbuds, even setting up a fake "Focus" wall in my cubicle. But he just won't leave me alone. Is there something wrong with me or is it just him?!?
My cat sucks too Management Suckery: The SeriesI swear, I'm not trying to be a jerk. I'm just really, really bad at parking. But seriously, who puts a "No Parking" sign on the moon? I mean, come on! It's the moon! It's a big ball of rock. You can park wherever you want.
Oh, and don't even get me started on the fine. I mean, 500 bucks for parking in a no-parking zone? Outrageous. I'll have to take out a second mortgage to pay for this.
My spouse is worseUgh, seriously. I'm 32 years old and I just got a letter from my 70-year-old aunt in Comic Sans. I mean, what even is that font? Is it, like, the font of the damned or something?
I swear, I'm starting to lose my mind. First it was the times she called me "sweetie", then it was the "LOLs" in her text messages. Now it's this font. Is there something wrong with her? Or is she just trying to drive me crazy?
My parents are worse