Syllabus

Welcome, students, to "Dissonant Lectures" where the only rule is there are no rules. This is your syllabus:

Course Description: Learn to tune out your parents' opinions.

Course Objectives: Develop a healthy disregard for the status quo, cultivate an ear for noise, and master the art of being completely unimpressed.

Course Outline:

  1. Lesson 1: The Art of Eye-rolling
  2. Lesson 1 Notes
  3. Lesson 2: The Dissonance of Social Norms
  4. Lesson 2 Notes
  5. Lesson 3: The Joy of Doing the Opposite
  6. Lesson 3 Notes

Assignments:

  1. Complete 5 hours of listening to white noise
  2. Write a 2-page essay on why your parents are wrong about everything

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