We were once like any other company, trying to sell you stuff. But then we had a crisis of conscience. Our CEO, Buckminster, had a vision: to make the most boring product in the world, the most boring product of our time. And so, we set out to do just that.
We've been through the fires of despair, the depths of desperation, and the peaks of triumph. We've had our products rejected, our employees quit, and our investors cry. But still, we persevered. And now, we're here, serving up our tale of woe and triumph for your reading pleasure.
Read Chapter 1: The Birth of Despair Read Chapter 2: The Rise of Desperation Read Chapter 3: The Fall of Triumph Appendices Buy Our Stuff