Join The Support Group for Dissonant Sleepers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like you've been put through the spin cycle? Do you find yourself constantly questioning every life decision you've ever made? Do you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread?

We're here to help you feel less alone in your dissonant sleepovers. Our support group is a judgement-free zone where you can share your deepest fears and darkest thoughts with people who understand that the meaning of life is just a bunch of nonsense.

Our meetings are held in a dimly lit, cramped basement with a perpetually leaking faucet. It's the perfect environment to help you confront your deepest anxieties and come to terms with the crushing reality that everything is just a facade.

Join us and let's ride this existential wave of despair together!

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Disclaimer: We're not actually here to help you, but rather to mock you for your crippling insecurities. Please don't take us seriously, or you'll only end up more confused than before.