Dont Get Sucked Into The Black

Black Hole Etiquette

A guide on how to behave when trapped in a black hole, because who doesn't love a good apocalypse?

• 1. Do not panic.
• 2. Do not attempt to swim away. You will not make it.
• 3. If you must communicate with nearby objects, use a megaphone. Your voice will not be heard, but it's a nice gesture.
• 4. When asked to do the chicken dance, politely decline.
• 5. If you experience any time dilation, just remember: it's all relative.

Black Hole Social Etiquette

When trapped with other victims, remember to:

• Share your snacks. Everyone gets a bit hungry.
• Respect personal space, but not too personal space. You're all stuck in here.
• Do not start a conga line in zero gravity. Trust us, it's a hazard.

Black Hole Formalities