Where the past, present, and future collide in a mess of confusion, despair, and existential dread. Welcome to the Distortion Brothels, where time is a luxury you can't afford.
Quantum Entanglements are the most popular time-looping experience. But be warned: you may never escape the gravitational pull of a well-placed quantum event.
Our staff recommends Chrono-Disasters for the truly adventurous. Or if you're feeling really adventurous, try Groundhog Day Cycles for a truly existential experience.
Where two or more particles become inextricably linked, creating a never-ending cycle of confusion and disorientation.
Duration: 1 hour, 1 day, 1 year... or never.
Price: 100 credits (or your sanity)
Repeat the same day over and over, with slight variations to drive you to the brink of madness.
Duration: 1 day, 1 week, 1 month... or until you break free
Price: 200 credits (or your last shred of hope)
Experience the thrill of living through a catastrophic event, repeatedly.
Duration: 1 hour, 1 day, 1 week... or until you learn your lesson
Price: 300 credits (or your eternal soul)