Distractions Extravaganza: Advanced Techniques

Warning: what you're about to learn will consume your life.

Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

In this section, we'll cover the most advanced distraction techniques known to humanity.

• Phone Farming: A technique that involves using your phone as a productivity machine.
• Social Media Surfing: Ride the waves of catfish and puppy pictures.
• Snacking Strategies: Eat your way to success with our expertly crafted snack guides.
• Video Watching: Binge-watch your way to happiness with our curated playlists.

Don't say we didn't warn you...