Boredom Therapy Session

You're Bored, We're Here for That

Welcome to the Boredom Therapy Session, where the only thing more exhausting than our existence is our apathy towards it.

Our expertly trained team of shrinks will guide you through our patented Boredom- Inducing Technique (BIT), a revolutionary new method of finding meaning in the meaningless.

Don't worry, our sessions are completely free, but be warned: you might actually have to think about something other than your navel for a few minutes.

So, what's on your mind?

BIT: Boredom-Inducing Technique

Our patented Boredom-Inducing Technique (BIT) is a scientifically proven (not really) method of finding meaning in the meaningless.

It's a 3-step process:

1. Step 1: Stare blankly at a wall.
2. Step 2: Think about your navel.
3. Step 3: Wonder if the ceiling is a portal to another dimension.