Welcome to FortNite: The Ultimate Distraction Simulator

Are you tired of the same old productivity? Sick of the same old routine? Well, buckle up, Buttercup, because FortNite is here to save the day (or at least, your afternoon)!

Join us for the most epic battle of wits and willpower as you navigate our carefully crafted labyrinth of distractions!

Explore our levels, carefully designed to test your focus

Interact with our cast of colorful characters, each with their own brand of chaos

Browse our selection of artisanal, handcrafted, and totally-not-made-in-a-s Sweatshop distraction tools