You know, making your own furniture is not as hard as it looks. And by "not as hard" I mean it's still really hard, but you can do it. Sort of.
Here's a step-by-step guide to making your very own, utterly useless, piece of furniture.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any injuries sustained while attempting to make your own furniture. In fact, we're pretty sure you'll probably break a few things.