Warning: attempting to build anything with these instructions may result in a fire hazard, a law suit, or both.
Still, if you insist on being a DIY disaster waiting to happen, here's a list of bad ideas to get you started:
Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any property damage, emotional trauma, or spontaneous combustion that may result from attempting to build these projects.
Or, you know, just use the internet to look up instructions.
Or better yet, just buy something from Home Depot.
Or, you know, just call a professional.