DO NOTHING

Couch Scouting Agency

Are you tired of the monotony of life? Do you yearn for a life of leisure and relaxation? Look no further than the DO NOTHING Couch Scouting Agency! Our team of expert couch scouts will guide you to the most epic, most supreme, most utterly-void-of-productivity couches in the land!

Our services include:

• Couch location and acquisition
• Couch inspection and evaluation
• Couch maintenance and repair

We also offer:

• A comprehensive guide to the perfect amount of nothing to do
• Expert advice on how to spend hours staring at a wall
• Personalized coaching on the art of doing nothing with style

Our Team:

Meet our team of highly-qualified, expert couch scouts:

• Barry the Couch Whiz
• Sam the Scrubber
• Jen the Do-nothing Expert

Don't settle for a life of productivity and achievement. Join us in our crusade against the scourge of purpose and meaning! Join us today!