Step 7: The Couch of Ultimate Relaxation
You've made it to the penultimate step of the Couch Scouting Guide! Congratulations. By now, you should be well-versed in the art of finding the perfect couch for your every need.
However, don't get too comfortable, because Step 8 is just around the corner, and it's going to be a real challenge. Are you ready?
For this step, we're going to focus on the aesthetics of the ultimate relaxation experience. You want a couch that's as visually striking as it is comfortable.
- Must-have feature: Built-in espresso machine
- Must-have feature: Built-in Netflix player with a curated selection of ASMR content
- Aesthetic preference: Must be as eye-searingly bright as a sunset over the Grand Canyon
Remember, the key to ultimate relaxation is not just about comfort, but also about creating a visually stunning environment that will distract you from the crushing despair of existence.