Do-Nothing Specialists

We're the experts you call when you need someone to not do anything.

We've spent years perfecting the art of inactivity, and we're here to help you achieve your goal of getting absolutely nothing done.

Our Expertise

We specialize in:

Procrastination: We'll make sure you spend all your time thinking about what you should be doing, but aren't.
Idle Chatter: Our experts will keep you entertained while you twiddle your thumbs.
Daydreaming: We'll help you stare out the window for hours, wondering where it all went wrong.

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