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Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Expert in Nothing in Particular

We're proud to have Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth on our team! He's a renowned expert in doing nothing at all. With a Ph.D. in Underwater Basketweaving and a Master's in Extensive Napping, Dr. Bottomsworth is the perfect person to ask for advice on how to do nothing productive.

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Baron Von Bland, Expert in Blandness

Baron Von Bland is the king of doing the bare minimum. He's an expert in making sure everything is as unremarkable as possible. With a degree in Extreme Ironing and a certificate in The Art of Doing Nothing, Baron Von Bland is the perfect person to ask for advice on how to make your life as dull as possible.

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Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Expert in Doing the Same Thing Every Day

We're proud to have Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth on our team! She's an expert in finding creative ways to do the same thing over and over again. With a Ph.D. in Repetitive Behavior and a Master's in The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum, Dr. Bottomsworth is the perfect person to ask for advice on how to make your life as monotonous as possible.

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