Our Team of Incompetent Experts

We're a team of highly trained, utterly useless professionals who can do nothing but make things worse.

Our team members:

• Our fearless leader, Boris, who can't remember his password.
• Our chief engineer, Chuck, who still thinks the world runs on Windows 95.
• Our marketing guru, Karen, who can only talk about her cat.

Don't worry, our ineptitude is just a result of our rigorous, industry-standard training program.

Want to join us? We're hiring for our "I'm Not Really Doing Anything, But You Can Try" positions!