The Art of Doing Absolutely No Work

Doing nothing is an art form. It takes a special kind of skill to master the art of doing absolutely no work.

Our expert team of researchers (okay, our friend Bob) have developed a series of techniques guaranteed to help you do as little as possible.

Here are a few:

• 1. Tenacious Napping
• 2. Feigned Interest
• 3. Pretend to Care

And don't forget to try out our exclusive:

Scrubbing Schedule to help you maximize your downtime.