The Unanswerable Queries Institute

Welcome to the Unanswerable Queries Inc., where the answers are not the point.

We're here to confuse, not inform.

So, you've asked a question that will never be answered? Well, you're in luck!

Our team of highly trained (but completely unqualified) experts will:

• bounce a rubber ball in a corner;
• stare at the wall for an extended period of time;
• accidentally spill coffee on your papers;
• reassure you that it's a "complicated topic".

Some Popular Questions We'll Never Address:

• Ask Another Unanswerable Question
• Ask a Question That Will Probably Be Answered
• Ask a Question That Will Be a Rant

We're glad you're here.

Or are we?