For the discerning individual who wants to do nothing, we've compiled the ultimate guide to creating the perfect doomsday device. This 500-page document covers the finer points of doing absolutely nothing, with detailed instructions and diagrams.
Chapter 1: The Theory of Doing Nothing
Appendix I: The Art of Procrastination
Warning: Reading this document may cause increased feelings of apathy and decreased productivity. Proceed at your own risk.