We're a group of individuals who've mastered the art of doing nothing. Our goal is to optimize the art of idleness, pushing the boundaries of what's considered acceptable as "work."
We've found that it's all about finding the perfect balance between doing the bare minimum and doing nothing at all. It's a delicate art, really.
We've given up on that. It's so overrated. Why bother?
We're always looking for new members who share our values. Just don't expect us to make eye contact or return your phone calls.
Procrastination is key. Learn to love the art of doing nothing. It's the ultimate productivity hack.
We don't take credit card payments. Cash only. And only on Tuesdays.
Collecting dust. And watching paint dry. It's a thrill-ride, let me tell you.