The Agony of the Soap

You are a struggling soap actor, stuck in a world of melodrama.

It's been 24 hours since you landed the role of 'Dramatic Dave' on 'As the Soap Sinks'. The script is a mess, the director is a nightmare, and your co-stars are all secretly plotting against you.

Here's your daily schedule:

• Rehearse your dramatic monologue
• Develop your character, but don't get too attached
• Uncover the sinister plot to destroy your character

Will you survive the soap opera, or will it survive you?