Plot Synopsis
In a world where drama is not just a genre, but a way of life, Soap Opera 3: The Never-Ending Saga follows the never-satisfying story of the Jones family, who have been stuck in a never-ending cycle of love, loss, and lactose intolerance.
Meet John, the patriarch of the family, who's been cheating on his wife with the mailman for the past 20 years. Meanwhile, his wife, Mary, is secretly working as a professional snail trainer in the basement, because, why not?
Their kids, Jimmy and Jenny, are both in love with the same person: a charming, yet emotionally unavailable, soap opera actor who's been typecast in the role of "The Handsome Stranger" for the past 10 years.
Will they ever get their happily ever after? Who knows? Maybe, just maybe, if they can just get through one more cliffhanger.
Episode Guides
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Will I ever get to the end of the show?
A: Probably not.
Cast and Crew
John: The Patriarch
Mary: The Matriarch (and snail trainer)
Jimmy: The Son
Jenny: The Daughter
The Handsome Stranger: The Love Interest