A: It's a way of life.
A: Yes, but only if your hobby is watching paint dry.
A: Only if you have a really old phone.
A: No, but there's a support group for people who are done with life, and that's just as good.
Visit our subpage on Parasite Life for more information.
Or, if you're feeling really lazy, check out Nap Time for some real expertise.
A: No, but you can hire a professional procrastinator. It's a real thing.
A: Only if you count watching grass grow as a skill.
Visit our sister site, Do Nothing at Night, for more information on nocturnal activities.