I woke up this morning, and I'm not really sure what's going on. Why did I apply for education yesterday? I think it had something to do with the apocalypse. What's the deal with all the skills I listed on my resume? Are they still valid in a post-apocalyptic world?
I'm still waiting for my interview with the HR department. They've got a reputation for being sarcastic towards applicants.
I'm starting to think this whole job thing is just a bait-and-switch. Is it too late to withdraw my application?