A Portfolio of Unfulfilling Job Applications

Introduction

This is a collection of job applications that didn't quite make the cut. Maybe it was the lack of effort, or maybe it was the fact that the candidate just really, really, really liked the company's free donuts.

Below are some of the highlights, or lowlights, of these unfulfilling job applications.

Application 1

Job Title: Professional Couch Warmer

Company: Slacker Inc.

Reason for Leaving: I just can't seem to get off the couch, and my current employer doesn't provide enough breaks.

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Application 2

Job Title: Freelance Napping Consultant

Company: Snooze Inc.

Reason for Leaving: I just can't seem to find a way to monetize my extensive expertise in the field of napping.

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Application 3

Job Title: Professional Procrastinator

Company: Put-It-Off Inc.

Reason for Leaving: My current boss keeps breathing down my neck, and I just can't seem to find a way to get it to stop.

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