FAQs for the Perpetually Pensive

Q: Why am I still awake at 3 AM?

Because your brain is a hyper-sentient entity with its own agenda. Like a tiny, anxious roommate that refuses to let you sleep.

Q: Is it normal to feel like I'm drowning in an ocean of self-doubt?

Only in the sense that everyone else is secretly feeling it too, but pretending otherwise.

Q: Am I alone in this feeling of existential dread?

Only in the sense that there's a support group for it. But honestly, it's not that well-attended.