Job Application for Procrastination Specialist

Specializing in doing absolutely nothing since 2009.

Objective:

We're looking for someone who is an expert at doing nothing, with a proven track record of successfully avoiding productivity. As a Procrastination Specialist, you will be responsible for finding new and exciting ways to waste time and resources.

Key Skills:

• Extensive experience in playing video games for 8 hours straight
• Mastery of the art of making elaborate excuses for why the couch has 10 layers of dirty laundry on it
• Ability to eat an entire pizza by oneself in one sitting (bonus points if you can do it in under 30 minutes)

We're a fun, dynamic team of slacker-inclined professionals, and we're looking for someone who shares our values of doing as little as possible while achieving maximum relaxation.

Why should we hire you?

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