As the team's resident experts on the art of doing nothing, we will cover the following topics: the best ways to procrastinate, the most effective methods for avoiding productivity, and the optimal techniques for staring blankly into space.
Join us for an afternoon of learned inaction, and take away the skills you need to become a true master of the do-nothing craft.
We will also be providing free coffee and stale donuts to fuel your creative laziness.